Since G (whiz) Dubya BUSH has made it nearly impossible for Republicans and white men to run for President, we have been left with two aspiring hopefuls ready to make history.
Barack Obama, “the lowly son of a goat herder”, has brought himself from out of obscurity into his current position as the clear front runner. Due to his views on multilateralism and mundialization, Obama has managed to rally the support of every Hip-Hop, R&B, and Rap musician… This was shortly followed by the support of every young American tall enough to pull a voting lever and/or click a mouse. He further secured his bid for the White House when an extremely successful YouTube music video, invoking his “Yes We Can” speech, aired a few weeks ago:
For a long time now, candidates positions on key issues hasn’t mattered much…however, what has mattered is how well they can “Rock the Vote”. Blogs, Vlogs, and other streaming media has presented a refreshingly new platform to politics. It provides the opportunity for a less diluted approach to public presentation, giving people a new method of developing perceptions.
Apparently, in an attempt to show how in touch she is with today’s youth culture (as well as how white she is) some brain trust on Hillary’s PR team put together this “hip” piece:
I love the way the beginning alludes to the saxophone that worked such magic for Bill’s campaign. If I was Hillary, I would find whoever put this after school special together and club them with that sax.
Are you kidding me!?! I thought the mass distro letter from Chelsy begging us to give her Mom a chance was desperate, but this takes the cake. I had an easier time watching 2girls1cup, than this crude, oozing insult. Fuckin’ pathetic.
I searched my entire CRAP archive and couldn’t find a better steaming heap to ring in this President’s Day weekend. Thanks Hillary, for making my job that much easier.
This CRAP’s 4U,
P.S. And piss on you for using “Hillary4U&Me”, because it is too close to our UCMeUCCB!