I’ve already listened to this about 4 times, and it’s still cracking me up:
CRAP-MAN
I’ve already listened to this about 4 times, and it’s still cracking me up:
CRAP-MAN
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Found the old year book the other day. Man, what a trip.
Baby Rishard:
“I don’t know where’s we going, but we’re headed in the right direction.”
– Buckweat
Marco Stevie Come Inside:
“The Ewok ate it”
– Unknown
Mikey Fu:
“I’ve had my FUN. I think it’s time to wake up and actually accomplish something.”
– Mikey Fu
Bone:
“No News is Good Ganooz without Gary Ganooz.”
– Gary Ganooz
Corrance:
“Are you Experienced?”
– Jimi Hendrix
Killa:
“Music Sweet Music I wish to caress. Manic depression a frustrating mess.”
– Jimi Hendrix
So Fresh So Clean:
“Oh the fun to have – to live the dreams we’ve always had.”
-Zeppelin “Achilles Last Stand”
Mayday:
“They can’t catch us…we’re on a mission from God.”
– Jack and Elwood Blues
Phoebe:
“Sometimes we live in no particular way but our own.”
– Grateful Dead
Stick that Knocks the Nuts off Trees:
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it!”
– Jack and Elwood Blues
Maura:
“Unerstand that happiness is not based on possession Power or Prestige but on relationships with people you love and respect.”
– H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Weasel:
“Why is a mouse when it spins?”
– Unknown
EP:
“The only important thing in life is to see to it you are not beaten.”
– Unknown
Joe Joe Morales:
“Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name…”
– Cheers Theme
Slandwiches:
“That’s the news and I’m out of here.”
– Denis Miller
Gamboozal:
“And if you feel that you can’t go on. And your will’s sinkin’ low
Just believe and you can’t go wrong. In the light you will find the road. You will find the road.”
– Zeppelin “In the Light”
Zeus:
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
– Bluto Blutarsky
Some will win, some will lose…some were born to sing the blues,
CRAP-MAN
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What ever happen to the days of the backlit afro? When it was cool to surround yourself in a luminescent halo of perm? Kinda akin to the baby Jesus.
De Blasio recently rode his son’s afro into the NYC Mayor’s Office, but I have yet to see a backlit-afro-fade-in used to its full crowd-illating magnificence. Opportunity lost, if you ask me.
Well, we can’t say the same about Lionel “The Lion” Richie. He obviously knew how to use this effect to its utmost potential.
This beautiful practice has gone the way of the Bouffant; crushed and repressed by the rise of Jheri Curl, which effectively trended the afro-toting community into letting their Soul Glow.
This CRAP goes out to Marco Stevie Come Inside. If lovin’ the Lord is wrong, he don’t wanna be right!
CRAP-MAN
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I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find you, and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned. Didn’t want no one to hold you…WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!
CRAP-MAN
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Today’s CRAP goes out to my butt hackin’ brother Gamboozalini. Seems they’re taking out his appendix.
After I heard this I was like, “What would you say…you do here, appendix?”
Apparently nothing:
1 . Anatomy a tube-shaped sac attached to and opening into the lower end of the large intestine in humans and some other mammals.
In humans the appendix is small and has no known function, but in rabbits, hares, and some other herbivores it is involved in the digestion of cellulose.
So, no sweat my man. It’ll leave more room for sleeves of Chips Ahoy!
To help your recovery, I’m gonna buy you a Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV
$40Gs may seem a bit steep, but the comments have convinced me it’s well worth it. One stark advocate wrote that if you watch Chuck Norris on this TV, it could cure cancer and get your pit-bull pregnant simultaneously. Vivian Banks was also quite persuasive.
Get well soon so we can ring in 2014 together.
CRAP-MAN
CRAP-MAN Fun Fact: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “He’s the DJ, I’m the Rapper” (1988) was the first cassette I ever owned; bought for me by Heather Doc. It is now in the possession of Baby Rishard – received as his payment for helping Yoey and I move and sort through all my CRAP before shipping to Germany.
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Woke up this fine morn, and my breath smelt/tasted like a geriatric fart passed through an onion. It sparked a eureka moment: CRAP!
I know it’s been a little over a year since our last CRAP inspiration – celebrated by the rousing theme song from Superman, but I’d like to see if I can try to kick-start this love affair again.
In the spirit of re-birth, I send today’s CRAP out to the Blair Bear, who’s got a little cub on the way this month.
Back in 2006, the heydays of CRAP, Mr. Bear voted this, “The worst CRAP of all time.” Well, I’ve decided to step it up for ya, Phoebe! I’m a glass-half-full kinda guy and I believe it could always be worse.
I find today’s CRAP quite apropos for all the CRAP fans out there who have felt neglected; secretly longing for some CRAP-MAN love that was once so prevalent in their lives. You remember? CRAP: so hot and steamy at its onset, yet destined to maybe just dry up and blow away in the wind. Where has the time gone…and what has happened to us?
Let’s try again, and after that sweet, sweet lovin’, late at night…yeah, you know, when it’s good for you babe and you’re feeling alright…will you just roll over…and turn out the light?
CRAP-MAN
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Sunday morning, the quasi-family and I were eating breakfast and listening to German radio. I was thinking about the good ol’ days of CRAP. Then…out of nowhere, for no apparent reason, they played this CRAP. I got goose bumps.
So, I thought I would share:
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