I like it when people can take CRAP to the next level by playing it on an accordion.
I thought this CRAP was the song in the opening of the movie “Blade”, when Tracey Lords (one of my favorite porn stars of all times) leads an unsuspecting victim into a techno-rave club with a blood sprinkler system (great opening BTW). I was wrong. That was another CRAP song, aptly and ingeniously called “Blood Bath”.
HOWEVER! there is a benefit to CRAP-MAN’s confusion. It got me thinking of this gem from Opie & Anthony, featuring the late, great Patrice O’neal:
I’da waited till the statute of limitations was up,